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  Michael D. Mikkelsen                             (personal)  mikk . fia.net
  Micro Business Systems                           (business) micro . fia.net

  Windows 95: n. 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch
  to an  8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor
  by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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          Dell Coleman            |   Straight from DesqView to OS/2
          dell . hic.net          |     Never lost my life dozing.
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"The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they start selling vacuum cleaners."
Jon Etkins <eccles . mira.net>

"It will be a long time before you hear me praise NT or any other MS product. I believe that Gates and his empire have done more to lower the standards of our society than anything else in my lifetime. If my product had the same quality as theirs, airplanes would be falling out of the sky hourly."
Robert Schindler

Linux is not a desktop OS for people whose VCRs are still flashing "12:00".
Paul Tomblin

Software is cheap, fast, and reliable (pick two).
Steve Wendt <stevew . hartnell.cc.ca.us>

"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool."
Edward Burr

Windows Airlines:
The terminals are very neat and clean, the attendants very attractive, the pilots very capable. The carrier's fleet of Learjets is immense. Your jet takes off without a hitch, pushing above the clouds and at 20.000 feet it explodes.

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  Jon Etkins        |  When I die, I'd like to go peacefully in my sleep,
  (Team OS/2)       |  like my Grandfather, not screaming like the 
  eccles . mira.net |  passengers in his car.

"A well-regulated population being necessary to the security of a police state, the right of the Government to keep and destroy arms shall not be infringed."
Mindwarped <mindwarped . aol.com>

"A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard."
D A Mazzella <dmazzella . buscominc.com>

"The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what you want."
D. Cohen

"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
John F. Kennedy

"The more laws and restrictions there are,
The poorer people become.
The sharper men's weapons,
The more trouble in the land.
The more ingenious and clever men are,
The more strange things happen.
The more rules and regulations,
The more thieves and robbers."
The Tao Te Ching

"Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason."
Mark Twain

"A computer is like air conditioning; it becomes useless when you open Windows."
Linus Torvalds

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
George Santayana (1863-1952)

"A society becomes great when its old men plant trees in whose shade they will never sit."
Anonymous Greek

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