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I am posting for the purpose of:

[ ] Showing I can't read a FAQ
[ ] Asking the URL of:
	[ ] The FAQ
	[ ] Mazdatrix
	[ ] The Parts Trader
	[ ] Racing Beat
	[ ] Other URL posted by Reto the first of every month
	[ ] Another of the 100+ entries on the Rotary Webring
	[ ] Another of the 300+ entries on Dale Clark's RX-7 links page
[ ] Web Forums:
	[X] Web forums suck
	[ ] Complaining about a web forum
	[ ] Responding to a complaint about a web forum
	[ ] Responding to a response to a complaint about a web forum
	[ ] Ad nauseum about a web forum
[ ] Rehashing a topic that was beaten to death last week
[ ] Rehashing a topic that was beaten to death a month ago
[ ] Rehashing a topic that was beaten to death two months ago
[ ] Dispensing non-RX-7, non-Mazda, non-rotary content
[ ] Repeating the URLs of RX-8 information
[ ] Asking for RX-8 information Mazda has not made public
[ ] Demonstrating a lack of knowledge of punctuation or grammar (also
	known as showing I am a super-deaf!!!!!!!,
	cold-chillin'!!!!!, super-slamming!!!!! bad-@ss m****
	f*****!!!!!?????!!!!!!)
[ ] PROVING MY "CAPS LOCK" KEY IS STUCK, AND MY "!" KEY REPEATS!!!!!!!
[ ] Inciting as many other list subscribers as possible to send a "me too"
	message
[ ] Bragging
[ ] Inviting a new bout of flaming
[ ] Trolling
[ ] Polling for useless information
[ ] Providing useless information in reponse to a poll
[ ] Selling overpriced used parts
[ ] Advertising stuff my RX-7 business is selling, despite the fact that
	it against list policy
[ ] Demonstrating that I don't know the difference between a G-Tech and
	a G-spot (or how to use either)
[ ] Demonstrating that I just got email capability, and boy is it cool! 
[ ] Sending a joke that's been around forever
[ ] Filling a single edition of the digest with my excessive length post
[ ] Complaining about someone else's waste of bandwidth or lack of RX-7
	content while contributing nothing myself

The subject is:

[ ]   Covered in a FAQ
[ ]   Inappropriately identified on the subject line
[ ]   I refuse to use the [1][2][3][all][misc][none][humor][list] convention
[ ]   Not related to the body of the message
[N/A] RX-7 related
[ ]   What's a subject?
[ ]   Already a well exhausted topic
[ ]   Re: Digest #___
[ ]   Virus (hoax)
[ ]   Virus (probably hoax)
[ ]   Non-automotive joke
[ ]   How much is my car worth?

List Subscription:
  
[ ] How do I unsubscribe?
[ ] Help! How do I unsubscribe?
[ ] How do I get off this list?
[ ] I didn't save the first message I received telling me how to
	unsubscribe, even though it said to save it for future reference
[ ] I didn't read the message at the bottom of each posting I
	receive that tells me where to send administrative requests
[ ] An extra copy of how to subscribe/unsubscribe to the list from each part
	of the thread I have quoted in its entirety

I am (check all that apply):

[ ] athiest
[ ] democrat
[ ] libertarian
[ ] republican
[ ] not registered to vote
[ ] a sixth grade graduate
[ ] contemplating learning how to spell
[X] paying too much for insurance for my car
[ ] unconcerned that the US government spends more in an hour than I
	will make in my lifetime
[ ] Other______________

I spanked a:

[ ] Mustang     [ ] Corvette    [ ] Trans Am    [ ] Z
[ ] Camaro      [ ] Porsche     [ ] '73 Pinto   [ ] Viper
[ ] NSX         [ ] Myself      [ ] Other _____________

by:  [ ] 1 car length  [ ] 2 car lengths  [ ] 3 car lengths  [ ] 1/8 mile

My car gets the following miles to the gallon:

[ ]  0 -  5
[ ]  6 - 10
[ ] 11 - 15
[ ] 16 - 20
[ ] 20+
[ ] I don't have a clue

My car has the following miles on the clock:

[ ]        0 - 10,000
[ ]   10,001 - 50,000
[ ]   50,001 - 100,000
[ ]  100,001+

My car's color is:

[ ] white    [ ] black   [ ] grey     [ ] blue     [ ] yellow   [ ] red
[ ] several of the above                           [ ] other ________
[ ] an important determinant of how quickly my car can do 1/4 mile

My tires have been on my car:

[ ] under 10,000 miles
[ ] 10,000-20,000 miles
[ ] 20,001-30,000 miles
[ ] 30,001-40,000 miles
[ ] 40,001-50,000 miles
[ ] over 50,000 miles
[ ] I don't know

I got a speeding ticket for:

[ ] 10 over
[ ] 20 over
[ ] 30 over
[ ] I am posting from a jail cell
[ ] driving a red car
[ ] being under age 25

My favorite nickname for a Mustang is:

[ ] Rustang     [ ] Ford     [ ] Mufftang    
[ ] Mustank     [ ] Horsie   [ ] Other _________

I would like to take your time to flame:

[ ] Chevrolet            [ ] Usenet      [ ] Reto
[ ] Slick Willie Clinton [ ] Kevin       [ ] Tuck
[ ] Robert Eaton         [ ] Microsoft   [ ] Other _____________

(Insert standard flame here.  Non-standard flames are not acceptable.
	See previous copy of digest for examples of standard flames.)

[X] My computer will not send mail containing flames directly to the
	individual, only to the list for everyone to delete individually.

The new RX-7 will be (choose one from each column):

[ ] 2003       [ ] based on the RX-01            [ ] I have no solid info
[ ] 2004       [ ] a re-intro of the 3rd gen         but will post anyway
[ ] 2005       [ ] a re-intro of the 1st gen     [ ] a rotary Miata
[ ] 2006       [ ] Japanese market only          [ ] twice what I can afford

My favorite song to which to, uh, ahem, ummm, drive is:

[ ] Anything by Vanilla Ice
[ ] Anything but Vanilla Ice
[ ] Anything that can be felt in the cars stopped at the light 1/3 mile
	ahead or behind
[ ] Elevator music
[ ] By an artist that is so cool I am sure you have not heard of him/her
[ ] I Touch Myself, by the DiVinyls

Microsoft:
  
[ ] Sucks
[ ] Does not
[ ] Does too
[ ] Does not

I am including:

[ ] Quoted text not marked with the ">" convention to designate such text
[ ] The entire post to which I am replying, including non-relevant content,
	such as how to subscribe to the list and .sigs for the whole thread
[ ] The entire digest version of the day's mailings
[X] Extra copies of how to subscribe/unsubscribe to the list

It will be in the following format:

[ ] HTML for those who do not have mail readers capable of it
[ ] MIME for those who do not have mail readers capable of it
[ ] One copy each of the same message in Text and HTML or MIME
[ ] uuencoded
[ ] Audio, video, and other non-text formats
[ ] All of the above, with a few GIFs and JPEGs for good measure

Me too!!!!:

[ ] I love Boy George too!
[ ] I can't drive 55 either!
[ ] I hate Mustangs, too!
[ ] I want to say piss-tons, too!
[ ] I don't want to add useful information or discussion to this list either!

Miscellaneous:

[ ] Nitto tires                          [ ] Nology wires
[ ] Snake oil                            [ ] Me too!!!
[ ] My car smokes when I start it        [ ] Slick 50
[ ] How much is a new engine?            [ ] Usenet sucks

About This Checklist (must choose one):

[ ] This checklist doesn't apply to me (and I am including 
	it in its entirety to prove it)
[ ] This checklist offends me (but doesn't apply to me)
[ ] I am touching myself while I surf the 'net for nudie 
	pictures and found this form by mistake

Signature:

[ ] HTML for those who do not have email readers capable of it
[ ] MIME for those who do not have email readers capable of it
[ ] Much bigger than my actual post (not counting the entire 
	digest which I included)
[ ] An audio file
[ ] Racist, sexist, commercial or offensive to certain religions
[ ] The bill of materials required to build an entire RX-7 from scratch
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